chronicles of my swimming classes!

Ok! so it goes, that I am doomed!
My swimming coach is barbarous and vindictive!!! He secretly wants to kill me! He is a hired criminal! He has resolved to drown 500 people and I'm sure he was on 499 this morning!
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I am going to put posters with his picture all over Bangalore, so that people are beware of him..I am telling ya! He is quite insane!
I dont know how and why I get stuck with all sorts of weird people everytime!

Arrey! There's a way of teaching how to swim! He fuckin' just keeps pushing me in the pool, as if I'm scared.. OK, may be I am..but still.. hehe..
Everytime someone else will go across the pool, he'd not say a word and will watch silently, as if someone just pulled his tongue out from his mouth! But the moment 'I' start going ( and I'll be all chill and all, ok!) he jumps and comes at my end..and gives me all sorts of instructions! I mean, I understand things if told once! He doesnt have to repeat it 15 times! And I get conscious then, thinking tht I might be doing something wrong!

Then he'd keep yapping - 'keep kicking, keep kicking! cmon sugandh! u can do it!'
I mean, whats the god damn hue & cry about man! Just chill! It aint any Olympics or something, that he has to get so hyper!
On the 1st day, when I'd entered the expert zone by mistake, he did not come to save me despite my helpless screams and forlorn yelling! So, how can I trust him NOW!
He'd keep saying - "Dont worry, what are you scared of baby? I am there na! "

Like, duh??! "HE" is there, and thats my biggest concern! And hello?? Me aint any baby!!!
Idiot.

God damn it! May be his grandfather did something 50 years ago, which he is angry about, but thats not MY problem! Why's he getting mad at ME! Bloody fatso! huh..

God save me! When will the 15 days get over!

bckgrnd - "Thats the way it is - Celine Dion"
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